Hey, While You Are Down There… T-Shirt

This soft, lightweight tee carries a quiet, clever vibe — a simple crew shirt that speaks with a wink. The front features a monochrome photographic panel and a short, cheeky line that invites a double-take. It sits cleanly on the body with a classic fit and crew neckline, so it layers easily under jackets or stands alone as a subtle statement piece. Wear it when you want humor that’s conversational, not shouty — for coffee runs, late-night hangs, or casual days when you want to spark a grin without saying a word.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.5 oz/yd²) for soft, year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG prints for the main design; DTF used for sleeve and inner neck labels where applicable
- Pearlized tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, meets EU safety and compliance standards

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors